Of course most people take the stationary, shampoo and other little goodies they haven't used up when they pack-up and leave their hotel room. However many may be neglecting to take the greatest freebie out there! It is a book full of hot sex and violence that you can find in every hotel room (well unless we've been there.) Up for grabs is that great work of fiction, The Gideon Bible! We take them because we wouldn't want any kids to be exposed to that filth and be scarred for life.
We have quite a collection of Bibles in our house. Of course after a while you can get them all mixed up, so we date and write down the location where we got each one on the inside cover. For those of you who don't want to lug them all the way back home, you can also print out these cool stickers to put on the cover which warn parents to keep the smut away from little ones. Or even better, you can pull a 'Shawshank Redemption' and cut holes in the middle of the book to hide keys, jewelry, or other small valuables.
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